War Declared

So, just before J departed for her holiday, we suspected the presence of a mouse. The other morning (and later that night) there was some noise in the wall of my bedroom and it was loud enough to wake me both times. Intel reporting (internet research) assessed that it was likely a house mouse causing the disturbance. I determined that such an infiltration, if confirmed, would pose a cleer and presnt dangr to the safety and security of the Candian delegation to DC. Spec Frces (mouse trps) were deployed to conduct special reconasance and, if required, the use of deadlly force was authorized.

Here is a copy of the first Intel Reprt sent back to HQ.

DATE TIME GROUP: 241705R JUL 10

INTLIGENCE REPRT NMBER: 001

SBJECT: ENEMY PRESENCE CONFIRMED IN SECTOR NORTH EAST

AREA OF OPERTIONS: SECTOR NORTH EAST

REPRT: SOMETIME BETWEN THE HOURS OF 1200R AND 1700R, TASK FORCE SNAP TRAP 1 INTERCEPTED A MISCREANT PRESUMABLY TRAVELLING FROM SECTOR NORTH EAST TO SECTOR CENTRAL WALL. IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE RULES OF ENGAGMENT, TF SNAP TRAP 1 ENGAGED THE ENEMY.

INTELL COMENT: MISCREANT SUSTAINED GRAVE INJURIES AND DIED ON SITE BEFORE HE COULD BE INTEROGATED. MISCREANT WAS POSITIVELY IDENTIFIED AS A HOUSE MOUSE REPEAT HOUSE MOUSE; CONFIRMING PREVIOUS INTELL ASSESSMNTS. WHILE THIS ENGAGMENT HAS CONFIRMED THE PRESENCE OF ENMY FORCES, IT IS STILL TOO EARLY DETERMINE THE ENEMIES STRENGTH. IT REMAINS ASSESSED THAT THERE IS AT LEAST ONE OTHER ENMY OPERATING IN SECTOR NORTH EAST WITH THE POTENTIAL FOR ANOTHER IN SECTOR GALLEY CUPBOARD. THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THESE TWO MISCREANTS IS UNKNOWN, BUT IT IS PROBABLE THAT THE TWO ARE RELATED AND SHARING INFORMATION REGARDING COALITIONN FRCE RATIONS. MISCREANT REMAINS WERE RECOVERED BY HEADQURTERS (HQ) AND TASK FORCE SNAP TRAP 1 HAS RETURNED TO STATION. HQ IS MAKING EVERY EFFORT TO RID THE AREA OF OPERATIONNS OF MISCREANT ACTIVITY BEFORE THE COMMANDING GENERAL RETURNS FROM LEAVE ON OR ABOUT 251400R JUL 10. MISCREANT DID NOT POSSESS ANY IDENT, THEREFORE NME, RNK AND POSITION WERE NOT AVAILABLE. COMMENT ENDS.