Saturday Afternoon- Text M to tell him I want to buy a house. (He drives home.) Make offer.
Sunday- Offer Accepted.
Monday/Tuesday- Prep our house for sale.
Wednesday- Our house listing goes live. Have 1st showing and 1st offer. We accept.
Friday- House Inspection@New House.
Monday- House Inspection@Current House.
Tuesday- All papers signed.
And........we're moving next month. Only a few kilometers from where we are currently.