Monday, March 21, 2011

From Jeff Foxworthy

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from Spetember through May-You may live in Canada
If someone in the local hardware store offers to help you and they don't work there-You may live in Canada
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time-You may live in Canada
If 'vacation' means going south of Detroit for the weekend-You may live in Canada
If you measure distance in hours-You may live in Canada
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once-You may live in Canada
If you can drive 90km/hr through 2 feet of snow in a blizzard-You may live in Canada
If you install security locks on your house and leave them unlocked-You may live in Canada
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them-You may live in Canada
If you design your kid's Hallowe'en costume to fit over a snowsuit-You may live in Canada
If the speed limit is 80km/hr and you're going 95km/hr and everybody is passing you-You may live in Canada
If driving in the winter is better because the potholes are filled with snow-You may live in Canada
If you find -2degrees 'a little chilly'-You may live in Canada
If you know all 4 seasons:almost winter, winter, still winter, and construction-You definitely live in Canada

1 comment:

Mama Bear said...

That is too funny. I also love Jeff's 'Here's your sign'.

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